Aspiring Evil Genius @ Work

8.3% is a big chunk of your creative expression to give up, but Wednesday + a space is 10 of the 120 characters you want to take up in Twitter (assuming you leave room for re-tweets. So any mention of Wednesday must be done sparingly.

#Evilplan - use 15 character hashtag #widgetwednesday to lure geeks into giving up 16 characters when they want to brag on their savvy widget use.

#Evilplan

1. Develop negative-calorie beer (enlist @wyattwerner to recruit test subjects, have @brandmilitia create manly brand for it)

2. Develop delicious wine-based beverage laced with breast enlargement formula. Never confuse the two.